On a recent drive through downtown Escondido, I was cut off and I feel it’s my duty to warn the residents of our quiet little town about this hellion. While approaching the intersection of 17th and Juniper a white BMW decided they couldn’t wait the three or more seconds it would have taken me to pass them, so they shot out in front of me almost causing a wreck. Normally this would have thrown me into psycho-rage mode but I was caught off guard by the personalized license plate which read, “ONESXY1″.When I got up behind the speed demon I had a chance to read her license plate frame, also personalized, that read, “You say Bitch Like It’s a Bad Thing”!
Well, that set me off.
Dear White BMW With Shitty Hawaiian Print Seat Covers,
Being called a bitch is a bad thing, you probably hear it all the time cause you drive like shit!!!
Just cause you have a low-end 3 series and a stupid license plate doesn’t give you the right to drive like a bat outta hell!!!!
Here’s some advise from someone who has driven more miles than the thousands of wrinkles on your face, be courteous. Two more seconds of waiting isn’t gonna cause you to miss the all you can eat buffet at Sizzler!! Just because you bought a BMW and tricked it out with all the close-out deals from AutoZone doesn’t mean you’re “ONESEXY1″ or have the right to endanger my life. I feel better now.
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i bet shes fat…
hahah, best post ever…
don’t you mean phat?