Above is the sassy little tart Arnold couldn’t keep his hands off of while married, Mildred Patricia Baena
When the news broke that Schwarzenegger was getting a divorce all of us here at swasted were taken aback. I personally can’t believe that a person of such high moral character would stoop too such levels as to cheat on his wife and have a child out of wedlock. I mean this is a guy who worked hard to be the best body builder in the USA, sure he cheated with steroids, but he just wanted to win. Can’t a man have dreams? And this is a guy who made a film career promoting racial stereo types in all his ultra violent shoot-um-up movies and then told kids that guns aren’t cool, except when I use them. The man cares. And this is also the guy who used his celebrity status to run for Governor of California without ever having any experience whatsoever in politics. So what if he took a job that he was highly unqualified for knowing it would ruin peoples lives and hurt the state in which he governed, he wanted it, leave him alone, he was in Twins.
Heres a short list of some of those god fearing, family loving, gay hating Republicans Fox News says we should trust.
Newt Gingrich – Dumped his ex-wife while she was in a hospital bed suffering from cancer. Was screwing his aid while sitting in judgement of President Clinton. He resigned as speaker of the house. Also funneled hundreds of millions of dollars to his campaign donors. His district received more taxpayer’s money than all the other districts in America.
Henry Hyde – Broke up a family during his seven year adulterous affair!
Rush Limbaugh – Fat as he may be, he cheated on two of his three wives. Pill popper.
Bob Dornan – Regularly beat his wife but he is a ‘family values’ republican
Pat Robertson – Impregnated a girl and refused to marry her until her parents threatened to contact the media. Owns interest in gold mine in Liberia and supported the ruthless dictator Charles to protect his mine.
Michael Deaver – Was so drunk he doesn’t remember hiring hookers.
Bob Dole – Cheated on his first wife with his current wife, Elizabeth Dole.