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Escaped Penguin Outracing Tokyo Authorities
A penguin who has apparently escaped from captivity at the Tokyo Sea Life Park has so far evaded attempts at re-capturing him. He was last spotted swimming around in Tokyo Bay and was photographed by a zookeeper but hasn’t been … Continue reading
Posted in Humor
Tagged benny hill theme song, chase, escaped penguin, freeway, scion xb, tokyo
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Presidential McNugget Sells For $8,000 On eBay
From CBS Minnesota A Nebraska woman has sold a three-year-old McDonald’s Chicken McNugget that resembles President George Washington for $8,100 on eBay. The Sioux City Journal in Iowa says bidding ended just after 11:30 a.m. Monday. Rebekah Speight of Dakota … Continue reading
Man Bursts Into Flames After Accidentally Drinking Gasoline, Lighting Cigarette
Man Bursts Into Flames After Accidentally Drinking Gasoline, Lighting Cigarette – Why is it that every time we hear a story like this its never in a major city or affluent neighborhood? Hmmm, I just can’t figure out why? This … Continue reading
John Goodman Adopts His 42-Year Old Girlfriend
John Goodman has adopted his 42-year old girlfriend in an attempt to protect his assets as he faces a civil suit from a DUI car crash he caused that killed a 23-year old man. Only, its not that John Goodman. … Continue reading
Urinal Video Game Console Is A Hit In Japan
A new urinal video game developed by Sega is gaining popularity in Japan. The new game, Toylet, measures the volume and speed of the user’s urine as they aim at a sensor inside the toilet. Pissers can choose from 5 … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, News, Nightlife
Tagged console, japan, piss, toylet, urinal, video game
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Bloody Mary Fan? Try One With A Beef Straw!
For all of you Bloody Mary fans out there, here’s the newest add-on you can look forward to…a beef straw! Former bartender and budding entrepreneur Ben Hirko has partnered up with beef processor Chad Lottman of C & C Processing … Continue reading
Video: Dirt Shark’s Monster Energy Girls Photo Shoot
Happy Supercross eve! The 2012 season kicks off tomorrow with A1. Live coverage from Angels Stadium in Anaheim will be shown on Speed starting at 7pm PST. For now, Dirt Shark trolls the photo shoot for the 2012 Monster Energy … Continue reading
Posted in Motocross, Sports
Tagged dirt shark, monster energy girls, MX, pinups, supercross, sx
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Video: Kanzi the Chimp Makes A Fire & Cooks
Does this seem like a bad idea to anyone else? Kanzi, a bonobo chimpanzee, knows how to gather wood to make a fire and then uses a lighter to light it up. He and his lady friend use the fire … Continue reading
Song of the Day: Swasted – Crunch Chief
Here’s your anthem for the weekend, hopefully the Swasted.com shout-out will be in the remix…
Just Another Pimp And Ho Fighting In The Streets Video
Dude is getting punked by a big girl. I think he might have some pills on him. I noticed it was uploaded by the YouTube user GTAFiveSanAndreas. Significance? The new Grand Theft Auto (Grand Theft Auto 5) is due to … Continue reading
