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By Logert, March 9, 2010 5:31 pm

“SOUTH PARK” ALL NEW EPISODES! 14TH SEASON! WEDNESDAY, MAR 17, 10PM COMEDY CENTRAL

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By Steve, March 3, 2010 3:36 pm

Found this dude on etsy he’s got a pretty nice sound….Inspirational soft rock cd.
Born from rock, mid-wifed by Venus and birthed through the rhythmic canals of funk, romantic jazz and get up and dance disco.Listen to all the Jams here….

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By Swasted, February 26, 2010 3:09 pm

Johnny Miller’s call of Ruben Rivera’s horrendous baserunning is classic, “And that was the worst baserunning in the history of the game!”

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By Swasted, February 20, 2010 11:56 am

DAYTONA BEACH, FL—Construction crews working to patch the rippled and broken asphalt of Daytona International Speedway reduced traffic to a single lane during last Sunday’s Daytona 500, resulting in average speeds of 35 miles per hour. “It’s bad enough that they can’t get this fixed during the week,” said race winner Jamie McMurray, who finished in just over 15 hours. “And NASCAR doubles the fines for speeding in work zones, so there was nothing we could do.” Disagreeing with McMurray was Emilio Ramirez, operator of the No. 0563 Rolaids/Chick-fil-A Caterpillar road grader, who earned time-and-a-half for the race and called the event a “rousing success.” – TheOnion.com

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By Swasted, February 16, 2010 11:50 am

Dealer Expo went off last week in Indianapolis and the TransWorld Motocross crew had a field day with all the mullets that made the trek to Indy for the annual powersports industry’s convention.

Mullet Hunting In Indiana With TransWorld Motocross…

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By seeoats, February 12, 2010 9:17 am

In a show of respect for Manchester United, David Beckham of AC Milan has made the pronouncement that he will not celebrate if he scores against his former club in their upcoming Champions League match. Becks took to the pitch 394 times for Man U before leaving for Madrid and LA. He is currently on loan from the Galaxy to AC Milan to keep fit for this summer’s World Cup. Too bad he didn’t have the same loyalty towards his wife Posh Spice while he was performing the old in-out with their nanny. Or maybe he just didn’t celebrate after the hookup.

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By Logert, February 9, 2010 4:27 pm

Michelle Obama wants to tackle fat kids. No, I’m sorry, Michelle Obama wants to tackle the fat kid epidemic that has over the years caused most Americans to blow up to the size of a Smart car, but without the awesome gas mileage.

The Onion brought awareness to this issue with their report from 6/13/01:
“Surgeon General: Americans Have Gigantic Fat Asses”

WASHINGTON, DC–According to a report released Monday by the Surgeon General’s office, 67 percent of U.S. citizens have gigantic fat asses, with that number projected to climb significantly in the next decade.

…Americans are alternately described as “porkers,” “wide loads,” and “friggin’ whales,” attributes the fat asses primarily to poor eating habits, with diets heavy on sugar, starches, and saturated fats. It also cites Americans’ lack of exercise and sedentary lifestyles as factors in the trend toward “huge bucket-butts.”

In addition, the report found that roughly 185 million Americans are “flab-ass flabbos who couldn’t say no to a candy bar if their fat, stupid lives depended on it.” It went on to warn that those with “gargantuan, sun-blocking rear ends” stand at greater risk of conditions ranging from heart disease to hideousness.

…”The time has come for Americans to face the truth about our collective fat ass,” Satcher said. “For too long, we have sat on our massive rump, mindlessly consuming 90 percent of the world’s resources and growing steadily bigger by the decade. It’s time to get off that fat ass and face the harsh reality of our enormous, distended, disgusting hind ends.” – Full Read