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A Day in TJ.
As a native of San Diego, CA, Mexico and more specifically Tijuana have always been close by. TJ has suffered in the past 10 or so years due to violence from Mexican drug cartels but since 2011 violent crime rates … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Nightlife, Restaurants, San Diego, Sports
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Urinal Video Game Console Is A Hit In Japan
A new urinal video game developed by Sega is gaining popularity in Japan. The new game, Toylet, measures the volume and speed of the user’s urine as they aim at a sensor inside the toilet. Pissers can choose from 5 … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, News, Nightlife
Tagged console, japan, piss, toylet, urinal, video game
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RIP Wednesday, Patrice O’Neal, Dead At 41…
Patrice O’Neal, a fixture in the New York comedy scene for two decades who was most recently seen in the Comedy Central Roast Of Charlie Sheen, has passed away according to sources close to the comedian. Talk show host Opie … Continue reading
Swasted Guide To Travel
Escopaul reporting in from the old country for a summer time holiday. Hit the road with the old lady for 6 weeks this summer. Tried to write earlier but ahhh I was banged up and they show tits on the … Continue reading
Swasted Files: Oregon State Broadcaster Identified In Drunk Denny’s Video
The play-by-play voice of Oregon State athletics, Mike Parker, has come forward and admitted he is the intoxicated man seen in the video below. The video was filmed early in the morning at a Denny’s in West Hollywood and shows … Continue reading
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Tagged beavers, dennys, Drunk, napkin eating, oregon state, swasted files, video
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Escondido’s, “DUI” Check points…
Ripped From Escondido’s Local Fish Wrap, NCTIMES Escondido has received about $425,000 worth of grants from the California Office of Traffic Safety to do 21 sobriety and driver’s license checkpoints during the fiscal year that began in October. The money … Continue reading
On The Road With Steve…
Let me start by saying, fuck the 405 Freeway. With that said, the trip is going great so far. I arrived in Monterey around midnight, bright eyed and bushy tailed thanks to the good people at Red Bull and the … Continue reading
Hipsters…
Pieced together from adbusters.org Are you a hipster? I ask the girl sitting next to me. She’s wearing big dangling earrings, an American Apparel V-neck tee, non-prescription eyeglasses and an inappropriately warm wool coat. “Fuck no,” she says, laughing back … Continue reading
Escondido Discussing New Triple-A Stadium With Padres
The North County Times is reporting Escondido is pulling ahead of San Marcos as the front-runner to become the next home for the Padres Triple-A baseball team. City officials have been meeting with the Padres to discuss potential plans a … Continue reading
